2: Where mommy? Me: Mommy’s at a meeting. 2: Mommy is meat? Me: No. Well…yes, but only if we ever get stranded on an island. 2: Ok.
What’s the difference between a Hoover and a Harley? The location of the dirtbag.
What’s the difference between a Hoover and a Harley? The location of the dirtbag.
A crossfitter, a vegan, an atheist, and a Redditor who always exposes reposts are all sitting at a bar… and I know this because they won’t shut up about it.
A crossfitter, a vegan, an atheist, and a Redditor who always exposes reposts are all sitting at a bar… and I know this because they won’t shut up about it.
Drug companies are like high school boyfriends They’re much more concerned with getting inside you than being effective once they get in there. – Credit to John Oliver
Drug companies are like high school boyfriends They’re much more concerned with getting inside you than being effective once they get in there. – Credit to John Oliver
“Why?”- existential owl
“Why?”- existential owl
What’s the difference between Det. Rust Cohle and a psychopath? Psychopaths are fun at parties.
What’s the difference between Det. Rust Cohle and a psychopath? Psychopaths are fun at parties.
Have you ever been caught masterbating in a closet? Them: No. You: It’s a really good hiding spot isn’t it…..
Have you ever been caught masterbating in a closet? Them: No. You: It’s a really good hiding spot isn’t it…..
What is the hungriest mineral that exists? Apatite
What is the hungriest mineral that exists? Apatite
u have been sentenced to 99 years in a maximum security prison for taking bites out of a string cheese instead of havin fun and peeling it
u have been sentenced to 99 years in a maximum security prison for taking bites out of a string cheese instead of havin fun and peeling it
What’s the difference between necrophilia and a pizza? Even if it is cold it’s still good.
What’s the difference between necrophilia and a pizza? Even if it is cold it’s still good.