The Tin Man carries around an axe because he is constantly afraid Ironman is going to hit on his wife.
My friend stopped taking steroids recently… It wasn’t working out for him.
My friend stopped taking steroids recently… It wasn’t working out for him.
Did you know Yao Ming had a dog? He had a dog before every NBA game.
Did you know Yao Ming had a dog? He had a dog before every NBA game.
I don’t care who dies in the movie but it better not be the dog.
I don’t care who dies in the movie but it better not be the dog.
Why is the Canadian Mint so confusing? Because they don’t make any cents.
Why is the Canadian Mint so confusing? Because they don’t make any cents.
Little Johnny strikes again The teacher came up to johnny’s desk and asked can you tell me what seperates you from a monkey. Johnny said with confidence “the desk”.
Little Johnny strikes again The teacher came up to johnny’s desk and asked can you tell me what seperates you from a monkey. Johnny said with confidence “the desk”.
“Can you turn down the radio? I have a phone call that’s going to last the entire car ride.” – The worst people alive
“Can you turn down the radio? I have a phone call that’s going to last the entire car ride.” – The worst people alive
What’s the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don’t know and I don’t
What’s the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don’t know and I don’t
Q: What’s the highest form of praise you can receive from a pimp? A: A back-handed compliment.
Q: What’s the highest form of praise you can receive from a pimp? A: A back-handed compliment.
How did the puppeteer meet the President? He pulled some strings.
How did the puppeteer meet the President? He pulled some strings.