Did you hear about the guy who fell in a vat at the eyeglass factory? He really made a spectacle of himself.
People often complain and belittle alternative religious organizations like atheism and scientology… but at least atheism is a non-prophet organization.
People often complain and belittle alternative religious organizations like atheism and scientology… but at least atheism is a non-prophet organization.
A stamp collector walks into a bar… He walks up to the hostess and says, “You’re more beautiful than any stamp in my collection” She replied, “Philately will get you nowhere.”
A stamp collector walks into a bar… He walks up to the hostess and says, “You’re more beautiful than any stamp in my collection” She replied, “Philately will get you nowhere.”
The most embarrassing thing about mistaking pilates class for pirates class is concealing my musket.
The most embarrassing thing about mistaking pilates class for pirates class is concealing my musket.
What’s yellow has long ears and grows on trees? The Easter Bunana!
What’s yellow has long ears and grows on trees? The Easter Bunana!
My favorite palindromes I’ve come across are tit and boob.
My favorite palindromes I’ve come across are tit and boob.
The last time I had sex, there was a dinosaur in the cave with us.
The last time I had sex, there was a dinosaur in the cave with us.
What did the electrician say while swimming across a river? “Oh my God, that’s a lot of current!”
What did the electrician say while swimming across a river? “Oh my God, that’s a lot of current!”
Kids today will never know what it’s like to have a 3rd grade teacher who teaches every subject and even serves as dentist on fluoride day.
Kids today will never know what it’s like to have a 3rd grade teacher who teaches every subject and even serves as dentist on fluoride day.
Google just called, they want to put a camera on your mom… … they heard she makes it around the block faster than their street view cars.
Google just called, they want to put a camera on your mom… … they heard she makes it around the block faster than their street view cars.