So, did you hear what Lateesha get on her SATs? Barbecue sauce.
You do realize makeup isn’t going to fix your stupidity?
You do realize makeup isn’t going to fix your stupidity?
I used to drink all brands of beer. Now, I am older Budweiser!
I used to drink all brands of beer. Now, I am older Budweiser!
Im so glad I learned sign language its pretty handy
Im so glad I learned sign language its pretty handy
“Thanks for turning me into an expression of contempt. Sorry about making delicious nourishment so damned accessible.” -Low-hanging fruit
“Thanks for turning me into an expression of contempt. Sorry about making delicious nourishment so damned accessible.” -Low-hanging fruit
Did you here Ram Dass is getting a sex change? He decided to Be Her Now
Did you here Ram Dass is getting a sex change? He decided to Be Her Now
Back in my day invincibility cheats used to be called God Mode. 90 kid’s will understand.
Back in my day invincibility cheats used to be called God Mode. 90 kid’s will understand.
What do you call a woman with her tongue out? A lesbian with a hard on.
What do you call a woman with her tongue out? A lesbian with a hard on.
My friend’s Italian mom recently broke her collarbone skiing, and has very limited movement in her left arm. She says the main problem is the speech impediment.
My friend’s Italian mom recently broke her collarbone skiing, and has very limited movement in her left arm. She says the main problem is the speech impediment.
Stop the presses! My paninis can wait.
Stop the presses! My paninis can wait.