Always hit women with a left hook… …because they don’t deserve any rights
Last year, I had an Easter egg But it dyed.
Last year, I had an Easter egg But it dyed.
C3PO and R2D2 walk into a bar… Then the bartender goes “HEY!!! We don’t serve YOUR KIND HERE!!!” C3PO asks: “Why because we’re droids,” Bartender: “NO!!! ‘Cause It’s AN OUTLET BAR!!!”
C3PO and R2D2 walk into a bar… Then the bartender goes “HEY!!! We don’t serve YOUR KIND HERE!!!” C3PO asks: “Why because we’re droids,” Bartender: “NO!!! ‘Cause It’s AN OUTLET BAR!!!”
Rick Perry was going to do the ALS ice bucket challenge But he couldn’t remember the 3rd person he was going to challenge.
Rick Perry was going to do the ALS ice bucket challenge But he couldn’t remember the 3rd person he was going to challenge.
Two rules I live by #1 Never Take No for an Answer #2 No means No
Two rules I live by #1 Never Take No for an Answer #2 No means No
Sometimes I see a post and think ” good.. its your own fault”
Sometimes I see a post and think ” good.. its your own fault”
A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life, to be thankful for a good one.
A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life, to be thankful for a good one.
New rule: Confederate States don’t get to pick who sings “God Bless America”. We’ll fly someone in from up north.
New rule: Confederate States don’t get to pick who sings “God Bless America”. We’ll fly someone in from up north.
I like my pizza like I like my women… Hot and delivered to my house.
I like my pizza like I like my women… Hot and delivered to my house.
Two cosplayers break up… When asked why, one said “I don’t know who he is anymore!”
Two cosplayers break up… When asked why, one said “I don’t know who he is anymore!”