If you complain about not being able to find your boyfriends name on a keychain that store will think you have a boyfriend
Why doesn’t a duck wear underwear? Because their pecker’s on their face.
Why doesn’t a duck wear underwear? Because their pecker’s on their face.
What does a mathematician get from a day at the beach? Tan lines.
What does a mathematician get from a day at the beach? Tan lines.
There once was a man named Dave. He kept a dead whore in a cave. He said “what the hell, You get used to the smell, And think of the money you save!”
There once was a man named Dave. He kept a dead whore in a cave. He said “what the hell, You get used to the smell, And think of the money you save!”
The girl at the table next to me is having a salad. Not as a starter, but as a main course like some kind of rabbit.
The girl at the table next to me is having a salad. Not as a starter, but as a main course like some kind of rabbit.
[Water cooler] -Looks like you had a wild weekend! How’d you get the scratches? *flash back to me bathing my cat* -Uh, this chick bro. Yeah.
[Water cooler] -Looks like you had a wild weekend! How’d you get the scratches? *flash back to me bathing my cat* -Uh, this chick bro. Yeah.
Knock Knock Who’s there ! Bossy ! Bossy who ? Bossy just fired me !
Knock Knock Who’s there ! Bossy ! Bossy who ? Bossy just fired me !
Your liver is the only organ that can regenerate itself. I believe that calls for a drink… Cheers!
Your liver is the only organ that can regenerate itself. I believe that calls for a drink… Cheers!
I’ve been taking something for my Kleptomania. I’ve been taking something for my Kleptomania
I’ve been taking something for my Kleptomania. I’ve been taking something for my Kleptomania
What do you call a large hairy gay man with no teeth? A gummy bear.
What do you call a large hairy gay man with no teeth? A gummy bear.