What’s long and hard and screws people? An exam.
What is the difference between picking your nose…. …and fucking someone up the ass? When picking your nose, you hope something **will** be stuck to the end after you pull out!
What is the difference between picking your nose…. …and fucking someone up the ass? When picking your nose, you hope something **will** be stuck to the end after you pull out!
I’m now on year 3 of the ‘7 day ab challenge’
I’m now on year 3 of the ‘7 day ab challenge’
Why can’t Hellen Keller drive? Cause she’s dead
Why can’t Hellen Keller drive? Cause she’s dead
I don’t just talk to myself. I talk to myself, get in a debate, lose, and then refuse to speak to myself for the rest of the day.
I don’t just talk to myself. I talk to myself, get in a debate, lose, and then refuse to speak to myself for the rest of the day.
Why are there no owls here? I WAS LEAD TO BELIEVE THERE WOULD BE OWLS HERE! #hooters
Why are there no owls here? I WAS LEAD TO BELIEVE THERE WOULD BE OWLS HERE! #hooters
What do you get if you cross a Fish and an Elephant? Swimming Trunks.
What do you get if you cross a Fish and an Elephant? Swimming Trunks.
Using a hot dog bun as a wallet
Using a hot dog bun as a wallet
*wakes up w/phone in hand* Me:[texting] Sorry I fell asleep on ya last night *text chime* Couch: I’m like right here why are you texting me?
*wakes up w/phone in hand* Me:[texting] Sorry I fell asleep on ya last night *text chime* Couch: I’m like right here why are you texting me?
How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, but it takes an entire emergency room to get it out.
How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, but it takes an entire emergency room to get it out.