A Facebook friend just used the same number of exclamation points to say he’s eating guacamole as he did to announce the birth of his kid.
What do you call a spoiled cow? Chunky
What do you call a spoiled cow? Chunky
Why do they print nutritional information on Snickers bars? If you don’t know candy is bad for you, what are the chances you can read?
Why do they print nutritional information on Snickers bars? If you don’t know candy is bad for you, what are the chances you can read?
What do men and linoleum have in common? If you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years to come.
What do men and linoleum have in common? If you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years to come.
Why did Hitler buy the car when it went on sale? Because he liked the holocost.
Why did Hitler buy the car when it went on sale? Because he liked the holocost.
My friend asked me how I know the smell of a wet dog since I’m a Muslim and can’t have one I told him my girlfriend is a Christian.
My friend asked me how I know the smell of a wet dog since I’m a Muslim and can’t have one I told him my girlfriend is a Christian.
Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over? Lego man: Is it because I’m block?
Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over? Lego man: Is it because I’m block?
Why’s it taking so long to legalise gay marriage in the whole of the US? I mean, America had four fathers and it turned out alright
Why’s it taking so long to legalise gay marriage in the whole of the US? I mean, America had four fathers and it turned out alright
Why is my ass good. Because I poop out of it and pick up average household items with it
Why is my ass good. Because I poop out of it and pick up average household items with it
My last girlfriend ate a like a bird She literally banged her head repeatedly onto the table to eat
My last girlfriend ate a like a bird She literally banged her head repeatedly onto the table to eat