Wise man once say… He who runs in front of car will get tired, He who runs behind car will get exhausted.
A priest, a child molester, and an alcoholic, walk into a bar. And that’s just the first guy.
A priest, a child molester, and an alcoholic, walk into a bar. And that’s just the first guy.
I tried to start a conversation with a mute Native American but he didn’t know “how.”
I tried to start a conversation with a mute Native American but he didn’t know “how.”
I am getting around to writing my essay on herbs for my botany class… It’s about thyme
I am getting around to writing my essay on herbs for my botany class… It’s about thyme
He asked: how do you feel about sex? She replied: Well i like it infrequently. He said: is that one word or two?
He asked: how do you feel about sex? She replied: Well i like it infrequently. He said: is that one word or two?
More like March Sadness.
More like March Sadness.
What do you call a blind dinosaur? An Idontthinkhesaurus.
What do you call a blind dinosaur? An Idontthinkhesaurus.
There are three kinds of people in this world… Those that can do Math, and those that can’t.
There are three kinds of people in this world… Those that can do Math, and those that can’t.
I’m probably not the person to ask to talk to kids about the dangers of drugs seeing as my year on ecstasy was the BEST YEAR EVER.
I’m probably not the person to ask to talk to kids about the dangers of drugs seeing as my year on ecstasy was the BEST YEAR EVER.
I hate it when people ask me what I’ll be doing in 5 years. C’mon guys, I don’t have 2020 vision.
I hate it when people ask me what I’ll be doing in 5 years. C’mon guys, I don’t have 2020 vision.