My computer is frozen. Unfortunately it looks like moving my mouse around in circles did absolutely nothing to fix the problem.
What did the redneck say when he lost his virginity? Thanks mum xD
What did the redneck say when he lost his virginity? Thanks mum xD
Why Should You Never Marry A Tennis Player? Because love means nothing to them!
Why Should You Never Marry A Tennis Player? Because love means nothing to them!
Just straight up LIED to my dog’s FACE (told him his breakfast looked “delicious”)
Just straight up LIED to my dog’s FACE (told him his breakfast looked “delicious”)
I think people who use “go fly a kite” as an insult don’t really understand kites or insults.
I think people who use “go fly a kite” as an insult don’t really understand kites or insults.
Dude you’re a dentist. Why am I in stirrups?
Dude you’re a dentist. Why am I in stirrups?
What kind of dog can you milk? A titbull.
What kind of dog can you milk? A titbull.
So my friends played a practical joke on me They gave me a candy bar & told me it was chocolate, but it was actually carob. Fucking carob terrorists!
So my friends played a practical joke on me They gave me a candy bar & told me it was chocolate, but it was actually carob. Fucking carob terrorists!
How do librarians file melted marshmallows? According to the Gooey Decimal System.
How do librarians file melted marshmallows? According to the Gooey Decimal System.
JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL! *Car crashes*
JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL! *Car crashes*