What did the people say about the eccentric poo? It was a little nutty.
What do they tell people who flunk out of astronaut academy? “The sky’s the limit for you”.
What do they tell people who flunk out of astronaut academy? “The sky’s the limit for you”.
Why did the shit-kicker cross the road? To use his rich neighbor’s outhouse.
Why did the shit-kicker cross the road? To use his rich neighbor’s outhouse.
A Facebook friend just used the same number of exclamation points to say he’s eating guacamole as he did to announce the birth of his kid.
A Facebook friend just used the same number of exclamation points to say he’s eating guacamole as he did to announce the birth of his kid.
What do you call a spoiled cow? Chunky
What do you call a spoiled cow? Chunky
Why do they print nutritional information on Snickers bars? If you don’t know candy is bad for you, what are the chances you can read?
Why do they print nutritional information on Snickers bars? If you don’t know candy is bad for you, what are the chances you can read?
What do men and linoleum have in common? If you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years to come.
What do men and linoleum have in common? If you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years to come.
Why did Hitler buy the car when it went on sale? Because he liked the holocost.
Why did Hitler buy the car when it went on sale? Because he liked the holocost.
My friend asked me how I know the smell of a wet dog since I’m a Muslim and can’t have one I told him my girlfriend is a Christian.
My friend asked me how I know the smell of a wet dog since I’m a Muslim and can’t have one I told him my girlfriend is a Christian.
I wonder what kids today are going to tell their kids. Yeah. it was rough back then. I didn’t get a smartphone til 4th grade and sometimes the wifi didn’t work upstairs.’
I wonder what kids today are going to tell their kids. Yeah. it was rough back then. I didn’t get a smartphone til 4th grade and sometimes the wifi didn’t work upstairs.’