Waiter jokes October 19, 2026Joko *pulls up to window* Me: *on phone* Ok, so you want a chocolate shake also? Ok, I’ll get two then. *phone rings while its at my ear* Spread the love*pulls up to window* Me: *on phone* Ok, so you want a chocolate shake also? Ok, I’ll get two then. *phone rings while its at my ear*
Waiter jokes October 21, 2026Joko Sir you havent touched your custard.Im just waiting for the fly to stop using it as a trampoline !
Waiter jokes October 21, 2026Joko “Waiter!” shouted the furious diner, “How dare you serve me this! Theres a damn TWIG in my soup!””My apologies,” said the waiter. “Ill inform the branch manager.”
Waiter jokes October 21, 2026Joko CUSTOMER: Can you make a pig cooler? WAITER: Sure, spray him with a hose.