Divorce jokes October 19, 2026Joko Vegans don’t beat their meat They beat their celery stick. Spread the loveVegans don’t beat their meat They beat their celery stick.
Divorce jokes October 21, 2026Joko A hillbilly walked into an attorneys office wanting to file for divorce. Attorney: “May I help you?” Hillbilly: “Yea, I want to get one of those dayvorces”. Attorney: “Well do you have any grounds?” Hillbilly: “Yea, I got about a hundred acres.” Attorney: “No, you dont understand, do you have a case?” Hillbilly: “No, I dont have a Case, but I have a John Deere.” Attorney: “I mean, do you have a grudge?” Hillbilly: “Yea, I got a grudge. Thats where I park my John Deere.” Attorney: “No sir, I mean do you have a suit?” Hillbilly: “Yes sir, I got a suit, I wear it to church on Sundays.” Attorney: “Well sir, does your wife beat you up or anything?” Hillbilly: “No sir, we both get up about 4:30 in the morning.” Attorney: “Well, is she a nagger or anything?!?!?!?” Hillbilly: “No shes a little white gal, but our last child was a nagger . Thats why I want this dayvorce.”
Divorce jokes October 21, 2026Joko Question: Why is divorce so expensive?Answer: Because its worth it.
Divorce jokes October 21, 2026Joko My husband and I divorced over religious differences.He thought he was God, and I didnt.
