what’s the difference between an irish wedding and an irish funeral? one guest
Why does a chicken coup have two doors? If it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan!
Why does a chicken coup have two doors? If it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan!
You know what would be better than Trump 2016? Kony 2016.
You know what would be better than Trump 2016? Kony 2016.
First came up with this joke when I was 5 and it’s still the funniest thing I’ve ever said. Q. What do you call a line of Barbies? A. A Barbecue!
First came up with this joke when I was 5 and it’s still the funniest thing I’ve ever said. Q. What do you call a line of Barbies? A. A Barbecue!
One liner I can really see myself working in a mirror factory
One liner I can really see myself working in a mirror factory
[job interview] “What’s your greatest weakness?” I’m always hungry “That’s not what I-” *takes out a cake* Also, I don’t like to share
[job interview] “What’s your greatest weakness?” I’m always hungry “That’s not what I-” *takes out a cake* Also, I don’t like to share
I have the heart of a lion… and a lifelong ban from the zoo.
I have the heart of a lion… and a lifelong ban from the zoo.
How many Americans does it take to change a light bulb? Just kidding, you can’t change anything in the United States.
How many Americans does it take to change a light bulb? Just kidding, you can’t change anything in the United States.
What did the Buddhist get for Christmas? Presence.
What did the Buddhist get for Christmas? Presence.
My girlfriend doesn’t think I can think fix the electric shower. Well, she’s in for a shock
My girlfriend doesn’t think I can think fix the electric shower. Well, she’s in for a shock