I told my doctor I broke my arm in 2 places today He told me not to go back to those places
I have just started a sexual relationship with a blind woman. It’s very rewarding, but quite challenging. Took me ages to get her husband’s voice right.
I have just started a sexual relationship with a blind woman. It’s very rewarding, but quite challenging. Took me ages to get her husband’s voice right.
Sex. Don’t get it? good, you never will.
Sex. Don’t get it? good, you never will.
Math Joke. There are 10 types of people. Those who know that this joke is in hexadecimal and F the rest. Credit: Numberphile
Math Joke. There are 10 types of people. Those who know that this joke is in hexadecimal and F the rest. Credit: Numberphile
Two fish in a tank… …one turns to the other and says, “how do you drive this thing?”
Two fish in a tank… …one turns to the other and says, “how do you drive this thing?”
Why do java programmers need to wear glasses? Because they can’t C#!
Why do java programmers need to wear glasses? Because they can’t C#!
Pool donations, what is up with that? One day this guy came up to my front door asking for donations to the local pool, I told him I would be right back. I came back and handed him a glass a water.
Pool donations, what is up with that? One day this guy came up to my front door asking for donations to the local pool, I told him I would be right back. I came back and handed him a glass a water.
Why are camels known as the ships of the desert? Because they’re filled with Arab semen.
Why are camels known as the ships of the desert? Because they’re filled with Arab semen.
Two more nuns Two nuns in a bath. First one says “where’s the soap?” Second nun says “yeah, it does doesn’t it.”
Two more nuns Two nuns in a bath. First one says “where’s the soap?” Second nun says “yeah, it does doesn’t it.”
My favorite poem Roses are red Violets are blue I hope I don’t Impregnate you
My favorite poem Roses are red Violets are blue I hope I don’t Impregnate you