I tried to catch some fog. I mist.
I don’t know who this Rorschach guy is but….. Why does he keep drawing pictures of my parents fighting?
I don’t know who this Rorschach guy is but….. Why does he keep drawing pictures of my parents fighting?
Great, so a week ago my doctor gave me a letter, which confirmed that I have dyslexia… and now I’ve received one that says I have tiny tits. Oh no wait, tinnitus.
Great, so a week ago my doctor gave me a letter, which confirmed that I have dyslexia… and now I’ve received one that says I have tiny tits. Oh no wait, tinnitus.
What happened to the frog’s car? It was toad.
What happened to the frog’s car? It was toad.
*sits* This is nice. *stands* This is also pretty cool. *lays down* Oh okay this is my favorite.
*sits* This is nice. *stands* This is also pretty cool. *lays down* Oh okay this is my favorite.
I can tell the way my kids inherited my sarcasm by the way I want to punch them in the face every time they use it.
I can tell the way my kids inherited my sarcasm by the way I want to punch them in the face every time they use it.
The best thing I ever did was install a fake doorbell. Now no one ever knocks on my door.
The best thing I ever did was install a fake doorbell. Now no one ever knocks on my door.
2 Dyslexics run into a bank And shout: Air in the hands mother stickers! This is a fuck up!
2 Dyslexics run into a bank And shout: Air in the hands mother stickers! This is a fuck up!
Why did the witch go commando? She needed some better grip on her broomstick.
Why did the witch go commando? She needed some better grip on her broomstick.
Tower: Mission triple-three do you have problems? Pilot: I think I have lost my compass. Tower: Judging the way you are flying you lost the whole instrument panel..
Tower: Mission triple-three do you have problems? Pilot: I think I have lost my compass. Tower: Judging the way you are flying you lost the whole instrument panel..