Origami Belts They’re a waist of paper
I am a master of tearable puns But only on paper
I am a master of tearable puns But only on paper
Q: What’s the difference between Aeroflot and the Scud Missile ? A: Aeroflot has killed more people.
Q: What’s the difference between Aeroflot and the Scud Missile ? A: Aeroflot has killed more people.
[job interview] “So what are your goals for working here?” To be home by noon…
[job interview] “So what are your goals for working here?” To be home by noon…
Lions sleep 18 hrs a day.. If hard work is the secret to success , then donkeys would have been the kings of jungle!
Lions sleep 18 hrs a day.. If hard work is the secret to success , then donkeys would have been the kings of jungle!
Do you know why one side of the the V formation of geese in flight is longer than the other side? Because It has more geese in it!
Do you know why one side of the the V formation of geese in flight is longer than the other side? Because It has more geese in it!
Why did the chicken run across the road? Because walking is for suckers.
Why did the chicken run across the road? Because walking is for suckers.
Me: My head hasn’t been in the right place lately. GF: You might want to check up your ass.
Me: My head hasn’t been in the right place lately. GF: You might want to check up your ass.
I’ve heard of a chicken coop… But turkey coups must be the new thing
I’ve heard of a chicken coop… But turkey coups must be the new thing
I want to get stoned like I cheated on my Iranian husband.
I want to get stoned like I cheated on my Iranian husband.