A pirate goes to the doctor, worried the moles on his back are cancerous “It’s ok” says the Doctor “They’re benign” “Count ’em again Doc” says the pirate. “I reckon there be at least ten
The principal confiscated my CD’s and microSD full of songs from 1980’s shoot-em-up video games, specifically the ones mentioning eagles. He said it was illegal contraband.
The principal confiscated my CD’s and microSD full of songs from 1980’s shoot-em-up video games, specifically the ones mentioning eagles. He said it was illegal contraband.
Where does a homosexual Southerner live? In dick-sea land
Where does a homosexual Southerner live? In dick-sea land
What’s the best way to find out if you have ticklish balls? Test Tickles
What’s the best way to find out if you have ticklish balls? Test Tickles
What shoes do pedophiles wear? White Vans
What shoes do pedophiles wear? White Vans
Why do people say look when they want me to listen?
Why do people say look when they want me to listen?
Did you know that camels aren’t indigenous to Australia? They were shipped there by the British. Oddly enough, so were the Australians.
Did you know that camels aren’t indigenous to Australia? They were shipped there by the British. Oddly enough, so were the Australians.
What’s black and eats pussy? Cervical Cancer
What’s black and eats pussy? Cervical Cancer
What’s the Indian way of saying ‘Bread of Heaven’? Is it: A) Holy Loaf B) Sacred Baguette Or C) Naan of the above
What’s the Indian way of saying ‘Bread of Heaven’? Is it: A) Holy Loaf B) Sacred Baguette Or C) Naan of the above
George R.R. Martin finished Winds of Winter!
George R.R. Martin finished Winds of Winter!