Why don’t you want to win an award for Best Feline Sphincter? Because it’s a catastrophe 🙂 Yeah, ok, I’ll be going now. EDIT: removed explanation.
My sons ebola joke What do Africans have for breakfast? Ebola cereal :) (Be kind,he’s only 14 lol)
My sons ebola joke What do Africans have for breakfast? Ebola cereal 🙂 (Be kind,he’s only 14 lol)
Republicans believe every day is the 4th of July… Democrats believe every day is April 15.
Republicans believe every day is the 4th of July… Democrats believe every day is April 15.
the reason I’d like a female president because I’m sick of america getting fucked in the ass.
the reason I’d like a female president because I’m sick of america getting fucked in the ass.
What do you call a drug addict that’s allergic to heroin? Cracktose Intolerant
What do you call a drug addict that’s allergic to heroin? Cracktose Intolerant
Be alert! The world needs more lerts.
Be alert! The world needs more lerts.
How do you catch a unique rabbit?
How do you catch a unique rabbit?
What does Kayne West masturbate to? He masturbates to the sight of his ego.
What does Kayne West masturbate to? He masturbates to the sight of his ego.
Fred: let’s settle this once and for all! *fred rips my face away revealing bloody skull* Velma: he wasn’t wearing a mask! Fred: I know.
Fred: let’s settle this once and for all! *fred rips my face away revealing bloody skull* Velma: he wasn’t wearing a mask! Fred: I know.
How do you starve a worthless mooch? By hiding his employment check in his work boots.
How do you starve a worthless mooch? By hiding his employment check in his work boots.