This Is A Dirty Joke A white horse fell in the mud
Energy Drink OD = Black out and wake up in a bookstore signing copies of the book “Part-time Boy: The Unauthorized Biography of Lady Gaga.”
Energy Drink OD = Black out and wake up in a bookstore signing copies of the book “Part-time Boy: The Unauthorized Biography of Lady Gaga.”
Today’s menu: 1 gallon of attitude, 3 cups of sarcasm, 2 tbsp of leave me the hell alone, and a generous cup of shut the f*ck up!
Today’s menu: 1 gallon of attitude, 3 cups of sarcasm, 2 tbsp of leave me the hell alone, and a generous cup of shut the f*ck up!
My new years resolution is 1200×800
My new years resolution is 1200×800
What do you call a tavern that only serves non-alcoholic drinks? A pro-teen bar
What do you call a tavern that only serves non-alcoholic drinks? A pro-teen bar
I saw a bumper sticker the other day that said “Work hard, Pray hard”…. I couldn’t tell if there were Christians or Asians.
I saw a bumper sticker the other day that said “Work hard, Pray hard”…. I couldn’t tell if there were Christians or Asians.
Motorist: When I bought this car you told me it was rust-free but underneath it’s covered with rust Dealer: Yes sir. The car is rust-free. We didn’t charge you for it did we?
Motorist: When I bought this car you told me it was rust-free but underneath it’s covered with rust Dealer: Yes sir. The car is rust-free. We didn’t charge you for it did we?
suicide joke. man #1: IM GOING TO JUMP (is going to commit suicide) (everyone is in shock) man #2: DO A FLIP
suicide joke. man #1: IM GOING TO JUMP (is going to commit suicide) (everyone is in shock) man #2: DO A FLIP
Most kids today wont understand the joy of playing with the telephone cord.
Most kids today wont understand the joy of playing with the telephone cord.
Farting in an elevator It’s wrong on so many levels
Farting in an elevator It’s wrong on so many levels