My new years resolution is 1200×800
Today’s menu: 1 gallon of attitude, 3 cups of sarcasm, 2 tbsp of leave me the hell alone, and a generous cup of shut the f*ck up!
Today’s menu: 1 gallon of attitude, 3 cups of sarcasm, 2 tbsp of leave me the hell alone, and a generous cup of shut the f*ck up!
I saw a bumper sticker the other day that said “Work hard, Pray hard”…. I couldn’t tell if there were Christians or Asians.
I saw a bumper sticker the other day that said “Work hard, Pray hard”…. I couldn’t tell if there were Christians or Asians.
What do you call a tavern that only serves non-alcoholic drinks? A pro-teen bar
What do you call a tavern that only serves non-alcoholic drinks? A pro-teen bar
Reports are indicating that Ivanka Trump may take on some roles of the First Lady. Still no word on who will handle the duties of President.
Reports are indicating that Ivanka Trump may take on some roles of the First Lady. Still no word on who will handle the duties of President.
Yay! The Democrats won the World Series!
Yay! The Democrats won the World Series!
I wonder if the prince was suspicious when Snow White’s first baby was born a dwarf.
I wonder if the prince was suspicious when Snow White’s first baby was born a dwarf.
Why are prosthetic limbs so in fashion? Anyone can pull them off
Why are prosthetic limbs so in fashion? Anyone can pull them off
Ten years ago I gave up alcohol and women… it was the worst 20 minutes of my life. -George Best
Ten years ago I gave up alcohol and women… it was the worst 20 minutes of my life. -George Best
[at zoo] Kids, here we have reptiles. Reptiles are cold-blooded. This means they rely on external heat and often answer texts with just a K.
[at zoo] Kids, here we have reptiles. Reptiles are cold-blooded. This means they rely on external heat and often answer texts with just a K.