Most kids today wont understand the joy of playing with the telephone cord.
Why don’t you want to win an award for Best Feline Sphincter? Because it’s a catastrophe :-) Yeah, ok, I’ll be going now. EDIT: removed explanation.
Why don’t you want to win an award for Best Feline Sphincter? Because it’s a catastrophe 🙂 Yeah, ok, I’ll be going now. EDIT: removed explanation.
My sons ebola joke What do Africans have for breakfast? Ebola cereal :) (Be kind,he’s only 14 lol)
My sons ebola joke What do Africans have for breakfast? Ebola cereal 🙂 (Be kind,he’s only 14 lol)
I tried to download Ford Racing 2 today… It crashed.
I tried to download Ford Racing 2 today… It crashed.
Where did the newlywed horses stay? In the bridle suite!
Where did the newlywed horses stay? In the bridle suite!
Saw this stunning girl at a bar last night. I got her a drink, walked over to her and then felt my knees go weak and my stomach turn to butterflies. Turns out that I spiked the wrong drink by mistake.
Saw this stunning girl at a bar last night. I got her a drink, walked over to her and then felt my knees go weak and my stomach turn to butterflies. Turns out that I spiked the wrong drink by mistake.
When math majors graduate, do they get degrees or radians?
When math majors graduate, do they get degrees or radians?
Why do bakers go into business? Because they knead the dough
Why do bakers go into business? Because they knead the dough
Hey is it just me or is there another two-letter pronoun used to refer to oneself as the object of a verb or preposition?
Hey is it just me or is there another two-letter pronoun used to refer to oneself as the object of a verb or preposition?
Coworker: What’s so funny M: Twitter Cw: Oh! I’m on there, what’s your @ M: I meant twizzlers.. Cw: You’re looking at your phone. M:…
Coworker: What’s so funny M: Twitter Cw: Oh! I’m on there, what’s your @ M: I meant twizzlers.. Cw: You’re looking at your phone. M:…