You’re like school in July… No class
A boob job sounds like the best job in the world.
A boob job sounds like the best job in the world.
why do they throw shit at a pakistani wedding? keeps the flies away from the bride
why do they throw shit at a pakistani wedding? keeps the flies away from the bride
Last summer holiday I went to Iraq for vacation….. I was so scared Iran
Last summer holiday I went to Iraq for vacation….. I was so scared Iran
What’s the worst part about being a rollerblader? Telling your parents that you’re gay.
What’s the worst part about being a rollerblader? Telling your parents that you’re gay.
My daughter can be so cruel… Her: Hey dad, what is the difference between broccoli and boogers? Me: I don’t know, what? Her (pointing at me): YOU, don’t eat your broccoli!
My daughter can be so cruel… Her: Hey dad, what is the difference between broccoli and boogers? Me: I don’t know, what? Her (pointing at me): YOU, don’t eat your broccoli!
Why didn’t the Indian like having two t.p.’s? They made him 2 tence.
Why didn’t the Indian like having two t.p.’s? They made him 2 tence.
American Pharoah wins the Triple Crown, this is a historic moment… It’s been 37 years since someone owned horse semen this valuable.
American Pharoah wins the Triple Crown, this is a historic moment… It’s been 37 years since someone owned horse semen this valuable.
I am currently upset at my mom for having me. I didnt ask to be here. Now I have all these damn bills.
I am currently upset at my mom for having me. I didnt ask to be here. Now I have all these damn bills.
Government Shutdown: Day 13 Anthony Weiner decides to help. He takes a photo. He tweets. Congress now sees where balls are located.
Government Shutdown: Day 13 Anthony Weiner decides to help. He takes a photo. He tweets. Congress now sees where balls are located.