Why should you never play poker with African cats? Because they’re cheetahs.
Did you hear about the cheese factory explosion in France? All that was left was da brie.
Did you hear about the cheese factory explosion in France? All that was left was da brie.
If I ever have a need for a drag queen name, I just decided it’s going to be Queef Latina.
If I ever have a need for a drag queen name, I just decided it’s going to be Queef Latina.
Why did Jesus curse the fig tree? [God hates figs.](http://www.wikiwand.com/en/Cursing_the_fig_tree)
Why did Jesus curse the fig tree? [God hates figs.](http://www.wikiwand.com/en/Cursing_the_fig_tree)
To the “Remain” crowd in Britain… come to Canada! Half of the US is moving here soon anyhow.
To the “Remain” crowd in Britain… come to Canada! Half of the US is moving here soon anyhow.
This day in history. 1940. Carbon-14 was discovered, allowing us to estimate the age of organic materials such as wood, leather, and Cher.
This day in history. 1940. Carbon-14 was discovered, allowing us to estimate the age of organic materials such as wood, leather, and Cher.
I only have one cardinal rule… Never feed them past 9, because if you do they’ll be up and chirping all night
I only have one cardinal rule… Never feed them past 9, because if you do they’ll be up and chirping all night
Am – hello – goodbye
Am – hello – goodbye
I’m not a Grammar Nazi! I’m alt-write.
I’m not a Grammar Nazi! I’m alt-write.
I don’t know who this Rorschach guy is but….. Why does he keep drawing pictures of my parents fighting?
I don’t know who this Rorschach guy is but….. Why does he keep drawing pictures of my parents fighting?