OMG!! I made a science Joke. What did the German small intestine say when you asked him if he would go to the party? -Vill i?
Sports are a lot like porn… Great ball handling skills can make a lot of money.
Sports are a lot like porn… Great ball handling skills can make a lot of money.
September is Alzheimer’s Awareness month… remind me tomorrow.
September is Alzheimer’s Awareness month… remind me tomorrow.
My wife’s cooking is so bad we usually pray after our food
My wife’s cooking is so bad we usually pray after our food
The thermostat was invented 125 years ago, but I have yet to work in an office with one that has anything but Africa and Sibera as settings.
The thermostat was invented 125 years ago, but I have yet to work in an office with one that has anything but Africa and Sibera as settings.
Why should you never play poker with African cats? Because they’re cheetahs.
Why should you never play poker with African cats? Because they’re cheetahs.
Did you hear about the cheese factory explosion in France? All that was left was da brie.
Did you hear about the cheese factory explosion in France? All that was left was da brie.
If I ever have a need for a drag queen name, I just decided it’s going to be Queef Latina.
If I ever have a need for a drag queen name, I just decided it’s going to be Queef Latina.
Why did Jesus curse the fig tree? [God hates figs.](http://www.wikiwand.com/en/Cursing_the_fig_tree)
Why did Jesus curse the fig tree? [God hates figs.](http://www.wikiwand.com/en/Cursing_the_fig_tree)
To the “Remain” crowd in Britain… come to Canada! Half of the US is moving here soon anyhow.
To the “Remain” crowd in Britain… come to Canada! Half of the US is moving here soon anyhow.