If men had periods our commercials would be awesome…
If you ever need some really poor grammar I’m you’re guy
If you ever need some really poor grammar I’m you’re guy
My girlfriend has 206 bones in her body. Now 207. Now 206. Now 207. Now 206. Now 207…
My girlfriend has 206 bones in her body. Now 207. Now 206. Now 207. Now 206. Now 207…
Why do Jewish Men get Circumcised …Because Jewish woman cant resist 20% OFF.
Why do Jewish Men get Circumcised …Because Jewish woman cant resist 20% OFF.
I walked into a public restroom today that had a “Changing Table” sign on the door. I found a pair of scissors and a strap-on dildo…
I walked into a public restroom today that had a “Changing Table” sign on the door. I found a pair of scissors and a strap-on dildo…
I was kicked out of karate class today for describing everything the instructor did as “senseitational”
I was kicked out of karate class today for describing everything the instructor did as “senseitational”
Where do you take a sick ship? To the doc(k)!
Where do you take a sick ship? To the doc(k)!
My teacher told me my drawing was pretty good, I told her I know. My mom always told me I was borderline artistic.
My teacher told me my drawing was pretty good, I told her I know. My mom always told me I was borderline artistic.
When I was a kid I thought I had a Chinese friend But it was just my imaginasian.
When I was a kid I thought I had a Chinese friend But it was just my imaginasian.
When professors with tenure need a quick snack Do they eat academia nuts?
When professors with tenure need a quick snack Do they eat academia nuts?