Two fish in a tank… …one turns to the other and says, “how do you drive this thing?”
Why do java programmers need to wear glasses? Because they can’t C#!
Why do java programmers need to wear glasses? Because they can’t C#!
Pool donations, what is up with that? One day this guy came up to my front door asking for donations to the local pool, I told him I would be right back. I came back and handed him a glass a water.
Pool donations, what is up with that? One day this guy came up to my front door asking for donations to the local pool, I told him I would be right back. I came back and handed him a glass a water.
Why are camels known as the ships of the desert? Because they’re filled with Arab semen.
Why are camels known as the ships of the desert? Because they’re filled with Arab semen.
Two more nuns Two nuns in a bath. First one says “where’s the soap?” Second nun says “yeah, it does doesn’t it.”
Two more nuns Two nuns in a bath. First one says “where’s the soap?” Second nun says “yeah, it does doesn’t it.”
My favorite poem Roses are red Violets are blue I hope I don’t Impregnate you
My favorite poem Roses are red Violets are blue I hope I don’t Impregnate you
Ain’t no party like a Neal Brennan party cuz Neal Brennan quietly resents you for making a mess.
Ain’t no party like a Neal Brennan party cuz Neal Brennan quietly resents you for making a mess.
My wife is a psycho, this tweet isn’t a joke its a cry for help.
My wife is a psycho, this tweet isn’t a joke its a cry for help.
What’s a thimble? By definithion, thomething that represenths or thtands for thomething elth. Thymbolithm, y’know.
What’s a thimble? By definithion, thomething that represenths or thtands for thomething elth. Thymbolithm, y’know.
old man’s advice when you’re young, she just takes your breath away, but once you’re older, you realize she’s suffocating you.
old man’s advice when you’re young, she just takes your breath away, but once you’re older, you realize she’s suffocating you.