Before you get into an argument with someone walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when the argument starts you’ll be a mile away and have their shoes.
What do you get when you cross a cat and a wild boar? Revocation of your grant money and a stern rebuke from the ethics committee.
What do you get when you cross a cat and a wild boar? Revocation of your grant money and a stern rebuke from the ethics committee.
What do paper towels call their family? NapKIN
What do paper towels call their family? NapKIN
Computer does what you command him to do but not what you want from him.
Computer does what you command him to do but not what you want from him.
Do you like Wendy’s? Reply: Yes! Answer: you like it when deez nuts in yo face
Do you like Wendy’s? Reply: Yes! Answer: you like it when deez nuts in yo face
Two dogs on a coffee break *Dogs on coffee break* Dog 1: Heard a great joke. Dog 2: Oh yeah? Dog 1: Knock kn- *Dog 2 goes fuckin’ nuts*
Two dogs on a coffee break *Dogs on coffee break* Dog 1: Heard a great joke. Dog 2: Oh yeah? Dog 1: Knock kn- *Dog 2 goes fuckin’ nuts*
Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, “Are you worried about mad cow disease?” “Not at all,” says the other, “I’m a helicopter.”
Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, “Are you worried about mad cow disease?” “Not at all,” says the other, “I’m a helicopter.”
Why did the T-Rex get hammered at noon? Because he’s a Wino-saur!
Why did the T-Rex get hammered at noon? Because he’s a Wino-saur!
Whats the difference between peanut butter and jam? You can’t peanut butter your dick into someones ass.
Whats the difference between peanut butter and jam? You can’t peanut butter your dick into someones ass.
Thou shalt not winky face smiley another man’s twitter crush. -Emojenesis 8:15
Thou shalt not winky face smiley another man’s twitter crush. -Emojenesis 8:15