Why was the astronaut so sore? He had a buildup of ga-lactic acid.
Why are there only two hundred and thirty nine beans in a bowl of bean soup? Because just one more and it would be two-farty
Why are there only two hundred and thirty nine beans in a bowl of bean soup? Because just one more and it would be two-farty
People say, “why buy the cow, if you get the milk for free?” But I don’t see anyone buying a car with out a test drive.
People say, “why buy the cow, if you get the milk for free?” But I don’t see anyone buying a car with out a test drive.
Bacon: Toast, great tan! Eggs: Ham, you smell good! Ham: Thank you Eggs, you too! Toast: Bacon, you’re awesome bro! -complementary breakfast
Bacon: Toast, great tan! Eggs: Ham, you smell good! Ham: Thank you Eggs, you too! Toast: Bacon, you’re awesome bro! -complementary breakfast
What do you call a woman that has a penis. Pregnant. With a boy. (Mwah Mwah Mwah Mwuaahh)
What do you call a woman that has a penis. Pregnant. With a boy. (Mwah Mwah Mwah Mwuaahh)
My life could benefit from a little more Stranger Danger and a little less Acquaintance Maintenance.
My life could benefit from a little more Stranger Danger and a little less Acquaintance Maintenance.
Thought of this the other day as a 22 y/o… How do you win the vegetable race? You need to get ahead of lettuce
Thought of this the other day as a 22 y/o… How do you win the vegetable race? You need to get ahead of lettuce
What’s gay and has no balls? A lesbian.
What’s gay and has no balls? A lesbian.
what’s the difference between an irish wedding and an irish funeral? one guest
what’s the difference between an irish wedding and an irish funeral? one guest
Why does a chicken coup have two doors? If it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan!
Why does a chicken coup have two doors? If it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan!