“Son, I don’t think you’re cut out to be a mime.” “Was it something I said?” Asks the son. “Yes.
How many Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Don’t be silly, Californians screw in hot tubs!
How many Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Don’t be silly, Californians screw in hot tubs!
I have better things to do with my time than my job.
I have better things to do with my time than my job.
A pirate goes to the doctor, worried the moles on his back are cancerous “It’s ok” says the Doctor “They’re benign” “Count ’em again Doc” says the pirate. “I reckon there be at least ten
A pirate goes to the doctor, worried the moles on his back are cancerous “It’s ok” says the Doctor “They’re benign” “Count ’em again Doc” says the pirate. “I reckon there be at least ten
The principal confiscated my CD’s and microSD full of songs from 1980’s shoot-em-up video games, specifically the ones mentioning eagles. He said it was illegal contraband.
The principal confiscated my CD’s and microSD full of songs from 1980’s shoot-em-up video games, specifically the ones mentioning eagles. He said it was illegal contraband.
Where does a homosexual Southerner live? In dick-sea land
Where does a homosexual Southerner live? In dick-sea land
What’s the best way to find out if you have ticklish balls? Test Tickles
What’s the best way to find out if you have ticklish balls? Test Tickles
What shoes do pedophiles wear? White Vans
What shoes do pedophiles wear? White Vans
Why do people say look when they want me to listen?
Why do people say look when they want me to listen?
Did you know that camels aren’t indigenous to Australia? They were shipped there by the British. Oddly enough, so were the Australians.
Did you know that camels aren’t indigenous to Australia? They were shipped there by the British. Oddly enough, so were the Australians.