I don’t understand why Obama has to give his speeches behind bullet proof glass I mean,I know he’s black and all, but I doubt he’ll shoot anyone.
Why does Snoop Dogg always carry around an umbrella? Fo drizzle
Why does Snoop Dogg always carry around an umbrella? Fo drizzle
SCIENCE FACT: if you took all of the veins from your body and laid them end to end, you would die.
SCIENCE FACT: if you took all of the veins from your body and laid them end to end, you would die.
How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Christmas? He felt his presents!
How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Christmas? He felt his presents!
Scary Halloween Joke **Person 1:** Knock knock! **Person 2:** Who’s there? **Person 1:** A GHOST!!!
Scary Halloween Joke **Person 1:** Knock knock! **Person 2:** Who’s there? **Person 1:** A GHOST!!!
Pay attention to funeral dress codes Sombre is only a couple of letters away from Sombrero
Pay attention to funeral dress codes Sombre is only a couple of letters away from Sombrero
So two muffins are in an oven… One muffin turns to the other and says, “Boy! It is getting hot in here!” The other muffin replies, “WE ARE GOING TO DIE IN HERE AND NO ONE WILL HEAR US SCREAM”
So two muffins are in an oven… One muffin turns to the other and says, “Boy! It is getting hot in here!” The other muffin replies, “WE ARE GOING TO DIE IN HERE AND NO ONE WILL HEAR US SCREAM”
I just ran over a dog. At first I felt bad, but then I realized it was my Ex…
I just ran over a dog. At first I felt bad, but then I realized it was my Ex…
I head the singer of “Chandelier” is visiting my town I’m looking out for her, but I just can’t Sia!
I head the singer of “Chandelier” is visiting my town I’m looking out for her, but I just can’t Sia!
I don’t call it stalking I call it checking up
I don’t call it stalking I call it checking up