What’s the difference between abortion and terrorism? Terrorism is funded by the US government!
Q: How many blonde jokes are there? A: One – the rest are all true.
Q: How many blonde jokes are there? A: One – the rest are all true.
Where is the best place to hide a hippie’s weed? Under the soap.
Where is the best place to hide a hippie’s weed? Under the soap.
And the Lord said to Peter “come forth and you will receive eternal life”. But Peter came fifth and won a toaster.
And the Lord said to Peter “come forth and you will receive eternal life”. But Peter came fifth and won a toaster.
Even if you were eaten, there will still be a two way out.
Even if you were eaten, there will still be a two way out.
What does a Spanish dog say at the marina? Bark-o.
What does a Spanish dog say at the marina? Bark-o.
What’s the difference between a baby and a sandwich? I don’t fuck a sandwich before I eat it.
What’s the difference between a baby and a sandwich? I don’t fuck a sandwich before I eat it.
No, cough syrup, you’re not grape flavoured. Have you ever tasted a grape? You taste like death and the tears of small children, not grape.
No, cough syrup, you’re not grape flavoured. Have you ever tasted a grape? You taste like death and the tears of small children, not grape.
They say my generation is completely narcissistic … They’re just jealous …
They say my generation is completely narcissistic … They’re just jealous …
My fellow Canadians, Complain about the heat just *once* and it will get taken away from us. Don’t be the reason we can’t have nice things
My fellow Canadians, Complain about the heat just *once* and it will get taken away from us. Don’t be the reason we can’t have nice things