eer booze and fun!’ ‘WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause an influx in the time-space continuum whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of time may seem to literally disappear.
I smoked weed to think of something funny to post [deleted]
I smoked weed to think of something funny to post [deleted]
Chuck Norris walked in a chinese restaurant and asked for Chicken Parmesan with Bruschetta bread…and got it.
Chuck Norris walked in a chinese restaurant and asked for Chicken Parmesan with Bruschetta bread…and got it.
I am dressed in all grey and a man also dressed in all grey just stared at me and for a second I got very nervous that he thought I was him
I am dressed in all grey and a man also dressed in all grey just stared at me and for a second I got very nervous that he thought I was him
ME: This house is haunted WIFE [sigh] We’ve been thru this, that’s our son SON: I just have a pale complexion Dad ME: TELL ME YOU HEARD THAT
ME: This house is haunted WIFE [sigh] We’ve been thru this, that’s our son SON: I just have a pale complexion Dad ME: TELL ME YOU HEARD THAT
What did the snail say when his friend lost his car? Where did Es-car-go.
What did the snail say when his friend lost his car? Where did Es-car-go.
What did the Mexican wife say to her Husband? You’ll never be president, Jeb.
What did the Mexican wife say to her Husband? You’ll never be president, Jeb.
Either people up north are getting friendlier or it’s the spring-like weather because I was just told to “please” go fuck myself.
Either people up north are getting friendlier or it’s the spring-like weather because I was just told to “please” go fuck myself.
Grammar. The difference between feeling your nuts, and feeling you’re nuts.
Grammar. The difference between feeling your nuts, and feeling you’re nuts.
Do you think Kanye West will becom president? I don’t know. I don’t have 2020 vision.
Do you think Kanye West will becom president? I don’t know. I don’t have 2020 vision.