What is the most popular style in Moscow salons? A brushin.
What do you call a difficult problem in chemistry? A chemystery.
What do you call a difficult problem in chemistry? A chemystery.
if a cop pulls u over play dead
if a cop pulls u over play dead
If you are scared of pedophiles Grow up.
If you are scared of pedophiles Grow up.
What idiot called it the road to Bethlehem instead of the highway to the manger zone?
What idiot called it the road to Bethlehem instead of the highway to the manger zone?
I am dressed in all grey and a man also dressed in all grey just stared at me and for a second I got very nervous that he thought I was him
I am dressed in all grey and a man also dressed in all grey just stared at me and for a second I got very nervous that he thought I was him
ME: This house is haunted WIFE [sigh] We’ve been thru this, that’s our son SON: I just have a pale complexion Dad ME: TELL ME YOU HEARD THAT
ME: This house is haunted WIFE [sigh] We’ve been thru this, that’s our son SON: I just have a pale complexion Dad ME: TELL ME YOU HEARD THAT
What did the snail say when his friend lost his car? Where did Es-car-go.
What did the snail say when his friend lost his car? Where did Es-car-go.
What did the Mexican wife say to her Husband? You’ll never be president, Jeb.
What did the Mexican wife say to her Husband? You’ll never be president, Jeb.
Either people up north are getting friendlier or it’s the spring-like weather because I was just told to “please” go fuck myself.
Either people up north are getting friendlier or it’s the spring-like weather because I was just told to “please” go fuck myself.