What did one casket say to the other? Is that you coughin?
I’m trying to think of a good joke about star wars But they all seem too forced
I’m trying to think of a good joke about star wars But they all seem too forced
I follow anyone who has “18+” in their bio. I’m waiting for them to post the second half of the math problem.
I follow anyone who has “18+” in their bio. I’m waiting for them to post the second half of the math problem.
eer booze and fun!’ ‘WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause an influx in the time-space continuum whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of time may seem to literally disappear.
eer booze and fun!’ ‘WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause an influx in the time-space continuum whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of time may seem to literally disappear.
I smoked weed to think of something funny to post [deleted]
I smoked weed to think of something funny to post [deleted]
Chuck Norris walked in a chinese restaurant and asked for Chicken Parmesan with Bruschetta bread…and got it.
Chuck Norris walked in a chinese restaurant and asked for Chicken Parmesan with Bruschetta bread…and got it.
I am dressed in all grey and a man also dressed in all grey just stared at me and for a second I got very nervous that he thought I was him
I am dressed in all grey and a man also dressed in all grey just stared at me and for a second I got very nervous that he thought I was him
ME: This house is haunted WIFE [sigh] We’ve been thru this, that’s our son SON: I just have a pale complexion Dad ME: TELL ME YOU HEARD THAT
ME: This house is haunted WIFE [sigh] We’ve been thru this, that’s our son SON: I just have a pale complexion Dad ME: TELL ME YOU HEARD THAT
What did the snail say when his friend lost his car? Where did Es-car-go.
What did the snail say when his friend lost his car? Where did Es-car-go.
What did the Mexican wife say to her Husband? You’ll never be president, Jeb.
What did the Mexican wife say to her Husband? You’ll never be president, Jeb.