me: it smells like updog in here me: what’s updog me: not much dog what’s up with you lmao me: lol therapist: I see
My friend told me the onion is the only food that makes you cry. I disagreed and threw a coconut at his face.
My friend told me the onion is the only food that makes you cry. I disagreed and threw a coconut at his face.
Life is like a box of chocolates… It can be a load of shit.
Life is like a box of chocolates… It can be a load of shit.
Just learned the Finnish have a word “Kalsarikannit” which means getting drunk alone at home in underwear. Signing immigration forms now.
Just learned the Finnish have a word “Kalsarikannit” which means getting drunk alone at home in underwear. Signing immigration forms now.
They must have had a really good laugh when doctors realized that thermometers could be taken orally too.
They must have had a really good laugh when doctors realized that thermometers could be taken orally too.
I follow anyone who has “18+” in their bio. I’m waiting for them to post the second half of the math problem.
I follow anyone who has “18+” in their bio. I’m waiting for them to post the second half of the math problem.
eer booze and fun!’ ‘WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause an influx in the time-space continuum whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of time may seem to literally disappear.
eer booze and fun!’ ‘WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause an influx in the time-space continuum whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of time may seem to literally disappear.
I smoked weed to think of something funny to post [deleted]
I smoked weed to think of something funny to post [deleted]
What does a tornado and a black person have in common? It only takes one to ruin a good neighbourhood!
What does a tornado and a black person have in common? It only takes one to ruin a good neighbourhood!
What’s worse than a baby stapled to a tree? A baby stapled to ten trees.
What’s worse than a baby stapled to a tree? A baby stapled to ten trees.