whats a frogs favourite type of shoe… open toaded shoes
Whats the difference between a dog and a fox? About 8 pints
Whats the difference between a dog and a fox? About 8 pints
How do you kill 100 flies in A second? (Dark humor) You slap an Ethiopian in the face.
How do you kill 100 flies in A second? (Dark humor) You slap an Ethiopian in the face.
What do you call a dog that can preform magic? A Labracadabra.
What do you call a dog that can preform magic? A Labracadabra.
Scientists say the average size of the male penis has gone down to 5 inches. This just shows how big the Asian population is getting.
Scientists say the average size of the male penis has gone down to 5 inches. This just shows how big the Asian population is getting.
I take my wife out everywhere… except that she keeps coming back!
I take my wife out everywhere… except that she keeps coming back!
What’s red with seven dents Snow Whites cherry
What’s red with seven dents Snow Whites cherry
[restaurant] *motions for waiter* Waiter! Bill please! *Bill comes out & dances embarrassingly to entertain me & the guests* Thanks Bill!
[restaurant] *motions for waiter* Waiter! Bill please! *Bill comes out & dances embarrassingly to entertain me & the guests* Thanks Bill!
A soldier keeps a mug upside down and tells the sergeant: – I can’t drink from this mug. It has no opening. The sergeant examines the mug and says: – You are right. And besides this it has no bottom.
A soldier keeps a mug upside down and tells the sergeant: – I can’t drink from this mug. It has no opening. The sergeant examines the mug and says: – You are right. And besides this it has no bottom.
[first day as a masseuse] Me: [closing book] “…& they all lived happily ever after” Customer: “That’s not what I meant by ‘happy ending'”
[first day as a masseuse] Me: [closing book] “…& they all lived happily ever after” Customer: “That’s not what I meant by ‘happy ending’”