Why do they call a “pap-smear” a “pap-smear”? Because it sounds a lot better than “cunt-scrape”.
I’m sick of this boy scouts training. It drives me knots
I’m sick of this boy scouts training. It drives me knots
44 of my Facebook friends changed their profile pictures. My life is fucking insane.
44 of my Facebook friends changed their profile pictures. My life is fucking insane.
Hi, welcome to dating. These are your two options:1. Stay together forever2. Break upNo pressure.
Hi, welcome to dating. These are your two options:1. Stay together forever2. Break upNo pressure.
Why did the whale have to go see his doctor? His diet was krill-in him.
Why did the whale have to go see his doctor? His diet was krill-in him.
what’s wrong son? that kid said he’s cooler than me what? impossible. what kid? *in my head im like don’t be the kid with pegs on his bike*
what’s wrong son? that kid said he’s cooler than me what? impossible. what kid? *in my head im like don’t be the kid with pegs on his bike*
You: “Nice glasses.” Me: “Thanks. They’d look better on your nightstand.”
You: “Nice glasses.” Me: “Thanks. They’d look better on your nightstand.”
How do you measure a snake? In inches. Snakes don’t have any feet.
How do you measure a snake? In inches. Snakes don’t have any feet.
What do you say when you walk in on an East Indian woman dressing? Sari!
What do you say when you walk in on an East Indian woman dressing? Sari!
[At gang interview] GangLeader: You wanna be in our gang Me: Yep GL: What qualities do you.. M: *Already snapping fingers GL: You’re in
[At gang interview] GangLeader: You wanna be in our gang Me: Yep GL: What qualities do you.. M: *Already snapping fingers GL: You’re in