Why are we watching a live internet stream of men exiting a hole? Isn’t this using the internet backwards?
me: *turns around in swivel chair* *tents fingers* I guess you never expected to see ME again… Boss: Must we do this every Monday?
me: *turns around in swivel chair* *tents fingers* I guess you never expected to see ME again… Boss: Must we do this every Monday?
Do you know how fast you were going sir? “15,000mph?” Wha? No,like 65? “Seems pretty slow wouldn’t you say?” I guess so. “Ok bye” bye?
Do you know how fast you were going sir? “15,000mph?” Wha? No,like 65? “Seems pretty slow wouldn’t you say?” I guess so. “Ok bye” bye?
Kristen Stewart was raised by a pair of vacuum cleaners
Kristen Stewart was raised by a pair of vacuum cleaners
boss: why aren’t you working? me: i didn’t see you coming!
boss: why aren’t you working? me: i didn’t see you coming!
How amazing is it that nobody in the same Kingdom as Cinderella , had the same sized feet as her ? She should play the lottery too !
How amazing is it that nobody in the same Kingdom as Cinderella , had the same sized feet as her ? She should play the lottery too !
What do you call an Asian woman with one leg? Irene
What do you call an Asian woman with one leg? Irene
I had to break up with my French horn playing girlfriend… …She was great, but every time we kissed she tried to put her fist in my ass.
I had to break up with my French horn playing girlfriend… …She was great, but every time we kissed she tried to put her fist in my ass.
When someone says, “I haven’t seen you in forever,” a fun response is, “I know, we’re really not that good of friends”
When someone says, “I haven’t seen you in forever,” a fun response is, “I know, we’re really not that good of friends”
If I spray a mosquito with mosquito repellant… Will he be so filled with self loathing that he commits suicide?
If I spray a mosquito with mosquito repellant… Will he be so filled with self loathing that he commits suicide?