Two nice guys didn’t walk into a bar They both insists they would hold the door for each others.
Why do people think Saint Stephen was a marijuana addict? He was stoned to death.
Why do people think Saint Stephen was a marijuana addict? He was stoned to death.
Life is like a jar of jellybeans Everyone hates the black ones.
Life is like a jar of jellybeans Everyone hates the black ones.
Why is 6 afraid of 9 on New Years Eve? Because 9, 8, 7….
Why is 6 afraid of 9 on New Years Eve? Because 9, 8, 7….
Why do Republicans hate lotion? Because the directions say to apply it liberally.
Why do Republicans hate lotion? Because the directions say to apply it liberally.
“If you removed all the arteries, veins, & capillaries from a person’s body, and tied them end-to-end, the person will die.” — Neil deGrasse Tyson https://twitter.com/neiltyson
“If you removed all the arteries, veins, & capillaries from a person’s body, and tied them end-to-end, the person will die.” — Neil deGrasse Tyson https://twitter.com/neiltyson
NyQuil before beer, nothing to fear. Beer before Nyquil, never been a 30-foot panda on the French Riviera selling kites to angry trees.
NyQuil before beer, nothing to fear. Beer before Nyquil, never been a 30-foot panda on the French Riviera selling kites to angry trees.
What is the difference between Jesus and a painting? You only need a nail to hang a painting.
What is the difference between Jesus and a painting? You only need a nail to hang a painting.
What do you call a Poor Stripper? Ugly.
What do you call a Poor Stripper? Ugly.
right-to-die In a right-to-die state the executor has two duties. “executor” and “executor”
right-to-die In a right-to-die state the executor has two duties. “executor” and “executor”