Hillary and Donald are out in a rowboat. The boat capsizes. Who get saved? The United States of America
What did the right crazy-saggy boob say to the left crazy-saggy boob? If we don’t get some support soon, people are gonna think we’re nuts.
What did the right crazy-saggy boob say to the left crazy-saggy boob? If we don’t get some support soon, people are gonna think we’re nuts.
I bought a girl a drink at the bar. It hurt to see her give it to her boyfriend. But it was hilarious to see him drink the roofie.
I bought a girl a drink at the bar. It hurt to see her give it to her boyfriend. But it was hilarious to see him drink the roofie.
Why couldn’t the rapist go to the bathroom? The door read “Gentlemen.”
Why couldn’t the rapist go to the bathroom? The door read “Gentlemen.”
How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat the room because it’s black.
How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat the room because it’s black.
Why was six afraid of seven… …because seven was a registered six offender.
Why was six afraid of seven… …because seven was a registered six offender.
Guys, when she complains about something you didn’t do, tell her about the things you did do. That will make everything ok! You’re welcome!
Guys, when she complains about something you didn’t do, tell her about the things you did do. That will make everything ok! You’re welcome!
Why do Japanese people look so serious in pictures? Last time they saw a flash it destroyed their country
Why do Japanese people look so serious in pictures? Last time they saw a flash it destroyed their country
My girlfriend’s dad asked me what I do… Apparently “your daughter” wasn’t the right answer.
My girlfriend’s dad asked me what I do… Apparently “your daughter” wasn’t the right answer.
Why can’t Hellen Keller drive? Because she’s a woman.
Why can’t Hellen Keller drive? Because she’s a woman.