It’s always awkward ending phone calls with loved ones. I always say, “I love you” and they’re like, “thank you for choosing Domino’s.”
Why did the DJ consider himself to be a part of the LGBTQ community? Because he was transitioning.
Why did the DJ consider himself to be a part of the LGBTQ community? Because he was transitioning.
What is matthew mcconaughey’ least favorite part of interstellar? “The girls get older, but he stays the same age” -first attempt at a original joke (apologies if its a repost that I’m unaware of)
What is matthew mcconaughey’ least favorite part of interstellar? “The girls get older, but he stays the same age” -first attempt at a original joke (apologies if its a repost that I’m unaware of)
What does a German say at a Dude Ranch? AUDI.
What does a German say at a Dude Ranch? AUDI.
What is the best thing about twenty six year olds? There are twenty of them
What is the best thing about twenty six year olds? There are twenty of them
[first date] Me: so what do you do Date: i’m a veterinarian Me: thank you for your service Date: veterinarian not veteran Me: ok but still
[first date] Me: so what do you do Date: i’m a veterinarian Me: thank you for your service Date: veterinarian not veteran Me: ok but still
Minnie asked Mickey Are you F*****g Crazy Mickey Replies ‘No I’m F*****g Daisy
Minnie asked Mickey Are you F*****g Crazy Mickey Replies ‘No I’m F*****g Daisy
What is the center of a gay apple’s life? Decor.
What is the center of a gay apple’s life? Decor.
So many people fall in love with the wrong person, simply because the wrong person will often say all the right things.
So many people fall in love with the wrong person, simply because the wrong person will often say all the right things.
I pulled up next to a Tesla at a stoplight and asked him to rev the engine… I was shocked when he actually did it.
I pulled up next to a Tesla at a stoplight and asked him to rev the engine… I was shocked when he actually did it.