Pugh, Pugh, Barney McGrew, Cuthbert, Dibble, and Grub. Trumpton is on.
“Church of England Formally Approves Female Bishops”. Congratulations British women! You can now move diagonally!
“Church of England Formally Approves Female Bishops”. Congratulations British women! You can now move diagonally!
Today I was asked by a Red Cross member if I could help towards the floods in Pakistan I said I would, but I don’t have a hose that reaches that far
Today I was asked by a Red Cross member if I could help towards the floods in Pakistan I said I would, but I don’t have a hose that reaches that far
Why did the pigs paint their hoofs green? It was Saint Patrick’s Day.
Why did the pigs paint their hoofs green? It was Saint Patrick’s Day.
Hillary and Donald are out in a rowboat. The boat capsizes. Who get saved? The United States of America
Hillary and Donald are out in a rowboat. The boat capsizes. Who get saved? The United States of America
What did the right crazy-saggy boob say to the left crazy-saggy boob? If we don’t get some support soon, people are gonna think we’re nuts.
What did the right crazy-saggy boob say to the left crazy-saggy boob? If we don’t get some support soon, people are gonna think we’re nuts.
I bought a girl a drink at the bar. It hurt to see her give it to her boyfriend. But it was hilarious to see him drink the roofie.
I bought a girl a drink at the bar. It hurt to see her give it to her boyfriend. But it was hilarious to see him drink the roofie.
Why couldn’t the rapist go to the bathroom? The door read “Gentlemen.”
Why couldn’t the rapist go to the bathroom? The door read “Gentlemen.”
How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat the room because it’s black.
How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat the room because it’s black.
Why was six afraid of seven… …because seven was a registered six offender.
Why was six afraid of seven… …because seven was a registered six offender.