What military branch has the largest biceps? The Army.
“This place sucks.” ~Stevie Wonder at an art gallery
“This place sucks.” ~Stevie Wonder at an art gallery
A teacher tells the class whoever answers her next question can go home. A boy throws his bag out the window Teacher: “Who just threw that?!” Boy: “Me. I’m going home now.”
A teacher tells the class whoever answers her next question can go home. A boy throws his bag out the window Teacher: “Who just threw that?!” Boy: “Me. I’m going home now.”
What did Hillary Clinton say when Bill wanted a new Saxophone “Not until you get rid of that HarMonica.”
What did Hillary Clinton say when Bill wanted a new Saxophone “Not until you get rid of that HarMonica.”
Didn’t have internet on my phone for the past few hours. Finally graduated, got married, lost some weight, read 15 books and showered.
Didn’t have internet on my phone for the past few hours. Finally graduated, got married, lost some weight, read 15 books and showered.
What do you call someone who points out the obvious? Someone who points out the obvious
What do you call someone who points out the obvious? Someone who points out the obvious
Why did the Mexican Army only bring 5000 soldiers to the Alamo? They only had 2 vans
Why did the Mexican Army only bring 5000 soldiers to the Alamo? They only had 2 vans
A man on an airplane was having a heart attack The stewardess asked if anyone on board was a doctor. A man replies, “I’m a vegan!”
A man on an airplane was having a heart attack The stewardess asked if anyone on board was a doctor. A man replies, “I’m a vegan!”
How do the Sith ascend? Elevaders
How do the Sith ascend? Elevaders
I am the janitor of the World Trade center back in 2001 – AmA Edit: Wow this *blew* up.
I am the janitor of the World Trade center back in 2001 – AmA Edit: Wow this *blew* up.