My dad died five years ago but I still see him everywhere I look. Makes me wish I hadn’t dismembered him.
They say everything is bigger in Texas, but their buses are usually shorter.
They say everything is bigger in Texas, but their buses are usually shorter.
James Bond is my favorite drunk, horny murderer.
James Bond is my favorite drunk, horny murderer.
A Joke without a joke is a big joke
A Joke without a joke is a big joke
“Last Christmas” is a strange song. It’s been 12 months and we’re just now addressing this situation?
“Last Christmas” is a strange song. It’s been 12 months and we’re just now addressing this situation?
My attractive feature is that sometimes I go away.
My attractive feature is that sometimes I go away.
What is Mario’s favorite material? Denim Denim Denim
What is Mario’s favorite material? Denim Denim Denim
What do you call a pothead that breaks up with his girlfriend? Homeless
What do you call a pothead that breaks up with his girlfriend? Homeless
How do you stop an elephant going through the eye of a needle? By tying a knot on its tail.
How do you stop an elephant going through the eye of a needle? By tying a knot on its tail.
Why did the walrus go to the Tupperware party? He heard they had a tight seal
Why did the walrus go to the Tupperware party? He heard they had a tight seal