Some people only gets called by their nicknames. Usually it sounds weird to even say their real name.
If I looked down and saw Steve Buscemi between my legs, I’m pretty sure I’d think I was having a miscarriage.
If I looked down and saw Steve Buscemi between my legs, I’m pretty sure I’d think I was having a miscarriage.
My friend and I applied for work at the new submarine factory. I don’t know if we’ll get jobs, but we’ll see what surfaces.
My friend and I applied for work at the new submarine factory. I don’t know if we’ll get jobs, but we’ll see what surfaces.
What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? Aye matey.
What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? Aye matey.
Every morning you have two choices: be productive and really shine, OR pour some coffee, log in and start posting. Hello, darlings.
Every morning you have two choices: be productive and really shine, OR pour some coffee, log in and start posting. Hello, darlings.
What do Romans use to cut pizza Little Caesars
What do Romans use to cut pizza Little Caesars
Today I learned my laser pointer can go all the way to the bar across the street. Drunk people still think there’s a sniper somewhere.
Today I learned my laser pointer can go all the way to the bar across the street. Drunk people still think there’s a sniper somewhere.
I like to intentionally barge into guys wearing camo and then look around bewildered like I have no idea what I just ran into.
I like to intentionally barge into guys wearing camo and then look around bewildered like I have no idea what I just ran into.
How does a composer remember which groceries to buy? She writes a Chopin Liszt.
How does a composer remember which groceries to buy? She writes a Chopin Liszt.
You couldn’t even imagine how good I am at taking a fake phone call to get out of a boring conversation. It’s Oscar worthy.
You couldn’t even imagine how good I am at taking a fake phone call to get out of a boring conversation. It’s Oscar worthy.