Why was the pig in the kitchen? It was bacon.
Why do technicolor pigs have great breath? Because the have a lot of pigments.
Why do technicolor pigs have great breath? Because the have a lot of pigments.
I have three kids, one of each.
I have three kids, one of each.
It’s always Sunny in Florida Until the filthy Shia move into the neighborhood.
It’s always Sunny in Florida Until the filthy Shia move into the neighborhood.
What is the most recycled joke that keeps getting used? Your mom.
What is the most recycled joke that keeps getting used? Your mom.
What has 3 teeth and 100 legs An unemployment line in Tennessee.
What has 3 teeth and 100 legs An unemployment line in Tennessee.
Just blew pot smoke on the huge spider hiding in my shower. I figure if I do this a few more times, he’ll be too stoned to attack me.
Just blew pot smoke on the huge spider hiding in my shower. I figure if I do this a few more times, he’ll be too stoned to attack me.
Did you hear about the cannibal who had an out of body experience? He starved to death.
Did you hear about the cannibal who had an out of body experience? He starved to death.
Which weighs more, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of bricks? The tonne of feathers, because not only do you carry the feathers, you have to carry the burden of what you did to those poor birds.
Which weighs more, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of bricks? The tonne of feathers, because not only do you carry the feathers, you have to carry the burden of what you did to those poor birds.
DRUGSTEP: christian parents worried about teenage son “have you been smoking dubstep?” “mom what??” “DON’T LIE TO ME WHERE’S THE SKRILLEX”
DRUGSTEP: christian parents worried about teenage son “have you been smoking dubstep?” “mom what??” “DON’T LIE TO ME WHERE’S THE SKRILLEX”