Why can’t I get mobile reception in my house, yet a terrorist can upload his videos from a cave in Afghanistan?
Life is like pizza. It makes you fat.
Life is like pizza. It makes you fat.
Why was the pig in the kitchen? It was bacon.
Why was the pig in the kitchen? It was bacon.
Why do technicolor pigs have great breath? Because the have a lot of pigments.
Why do technicolor pigs have great breath? Because the have a lot of pigments.
I have three kids, one of each.
I have three kids, one of each.
It’s always Sunny in Florida Until the filthy Shia move into the neighborhood.
It’s always Sunny in Florida Until the filthy Shia move into the neighborhood.
What is the most recycled joke that keeps getting used? Your mom.
What is the most recycled joke that keeps getting used? Your mom.
What has 3 teeth and 100 legs An unemployment line in Tennessee.
What has 3 teeth and 100 legs An unemployment line in Tennessee.
Just blew pot smoke on the huge spider hiding in my shower. I figure if I do this a few more times, he’ll be too stoned to attack me.
Just blew pot smoke on the huge spider hiding in my shower. I figure if I do this a few more times, he’ll be too stoned to attack me.
Why are asymptomatic cardiology patients so trustworthy? Because they can’t tell afib
Why are asymptomatic cardiology patients so trustworthy? Because they can’t tell afib