I had to break up with my French horn playing girlfriend… …She was great, but every time we kissed she tried to put her fist in my ass.
When someone says, “I haven’t seen you in forever,” a fun response is, “I know, we’re really not that good of friends”
When someone says, “I haven’t seen you in forever,” a fun response is, “I know, we’re really not that good of friends”
If I spray a mosquito with mosquito repellant… Will he be so filled with self loathing that he commits suicide?
If I spray a mosquito with mosquito repellant… Will he be so filled with self loathing that he commits suicide?
What is the difference between a camel and a college student? Camel can go days without drinking!
What is the difference between a camel and a college student? Camel can go days without drinking!
How do you drown a hipster? In the mainstream
How do you drown a hipster? In the mainstream
How to cool the craze for transgender surgery Install an irregular period with each new vagina and an enlarged prostate with each new penis
How to cool the craze for transgender surgery Install an irregular period with each new vagina and an enlarged prostate with each new penis
FREE NUDE SHOW: Walk into a women’s tanning salon and yell “FIRE!”
FREE NUDE SHOW: Walk into a women’s tanning salon and yell “FIRE!”
smdh at dollhouses without stairs between the different floors. Hows that going to work, dumb-ass.
smdh at dollhouses without stairs between the different floors. Hows that going to work, dumb-ass.
I’m gonna open a business to wax chests with no pain at all. …But can I really pull it off?
I’m gonna open a business to wax chests with no pain at all. …But can I really pull it off?
Sing me a song you’re the piano man / clean out my pool you’re the gardener /now light up my room you’re a ceiling fan
Sing me a song you’re the piano man / clean out my pool you’re the gardener /now light up my room you’re a ceiling fan