Hear about the constipated mathematician? Worked his logs out with a pencil.
Why do they play this music on the elevators if we’re not suppose to slow dance:)
Why do they play this music on the elevators if we’re not suppose to slow dance:)
What’s the difference between humor and odor? Humor is a shift of wit…
What’s the difference between humor and odor? Humor is a shift of wit…
My dick was once in the book of world records… But then I got kicked out of the library.
My dick was once in the book of world records… But then I got kicked out of the library.
I went to library to check out a book on suicide. The librarian asked me “who would bring it back?”
I went to library to check out a book on suicide. The librarian asked me “who would bring it back?”
I was at the pub the other day when the landlord walked up to me, handed me a phone and said, “It’s for you, sir” “Thanks mate,” I said, took it and walked away. What a generous lad.
I was at the pub the other day when the landlord walked up to me, handed me a phone and said, “It’s for you, sir” “Thanks mate,” I said, took it and walked away. What a generous lad.
Why was Good Friday a favorite Nazi holiday? Because people all over the world celebrated the death of a Jew.
Why was Good Friday a favorite Nazi holiday? Because people all over the world celebrated the death of a Jew.
Nietzsche: God is dead God: Nietzsche is dead [they both turn to camera] THAT’S RIGHT, WE’RE DEAD SERIOUS ABOUT OUR MATTRESS PRICES
Nietzsche: God is dead God: Nietzsche is dead [they both turn to camera] THAT’S RIGHT, WE’RE DEAD SERIOUS ABOUT OUR MATTRESS PRICES
Riverdance was invented by an Irish family with 7kids but only one toilet.
Riverdance was invented by an Irish family with 7kids but only one toilet.
What did the deaf, blind, crippled kid get for Christmas? Cancer.
What did the deaf, blind, crippled kid get for Christmas? Cancer.